Idiot Murder Teens wishlist
Dec. 10th, 2018 04:55 pm Currently coveting the heck out of Danganronpa 3 but not at a place in my life where I can justify an eighty dollar video game purchase. Miiiight have to wait a few years and a few sales.
Honestly, I thought I finally might be able to drop Idiot Murder Teens: The Series from my consumption after the end of game two went... very weird. Like, more weird than usual for the series about Agatha Christie meets Reality Television as overseen by an evil robot teddy bear. But god help me, game three appears to have SOMEONE OTHER THAN AN EVERYMAN(tm) AS A PROTAGONIST! Games one and two both starred The Ultimate Bland Boy. Like, that is not an exaggeration, that is pretty much literally how protagonist one introduced himself. Protagonist two was basically the same guy but very slightly crankier and with a very slightly different haircut. Not even a different hair COLOUR, actually, just very slightly shorter spikes (of course it was spikes).
Game three appears to feature a GIRL! A girl with ACTUAL INTERESTS AND ABILITIES! As opposed to "I am so boring my entire arc is literally about how inadequate and/or awed I feel in the company of all these actually interesting people."
Though let's face it, what I really want is to be playing Kyoko. Why am I not playing Kyoko. Being stuck playing Blandimoto Blandy-kun when Kyoko was right there was like if I was playing an Agatha Christie game as Hastings instead of Poirot.
Honestly, I thought I finally might be able to drop Idiot Murder Teens: The Series from my consumption after the end of game two went... very weird. Like, more weird than usual for the series about Agatha Christie meets Reality Television as overseen by an evil robot teddy bear. But god help me, game three appears to have SOMEONE OTHER THAN AN EVERYMAN(tm) AS A PROTAGONIST! Games one and two both starred The Ultimate Bland Boy. Like, that is not an exaggeration, that is pretty much literally how protagonist one introduced himself. Protagonist two was basically the same guy but very slightly crankier and with a very slightly different haircut. Not even a different hair COLOUR, actually, just very slightly shorter spikes (of course it was spikes).
Game three appears to feature a GIRL! A girl with ACTUAL INTERESTS AND ABILITIES! As opposed to "I am so boring my entire arc is literally about how inadequate and/or awed I feel in the company of all these actually interesting people."
Though let's face it, what I really want is to be playing Kyoko. Why am I not playing Kyoko. Being stuck playing Blandimoto Blandy-kun when Kyoko was right there was like if I was playing an Agatha Christie game as Hastings instead of Poirot.