dejadrew | Oh Bleep No.

I would like to apologize in advance to my fellow Canadians, as I am about to seriously undermine our national reputation for being polite and easygoing. However, in an attempt to minimize the damage, I shall bleep out the curse words.

Ahem. [BLEEP] you, FOX. [BLEEP] you up the [BLEEP] and down the [BLEEP] with a rusty [BLEEP]ing [BLEEP], sideways, until it comes out your [BLEEP], you [BLEEPING] [BLEEPYMCBLEEPITYBLEEP]kitten[BLEEP]ers.

"Didn't know" we were in the [BLEEP]ing war? The one we joined eight [BLEEP]ing years ago to support the USA, our friend and ally, when it was attacked? Well, lucky you, you [BLEEP]s. I wish we didn't know. I bet these guys knew it pretty [BLEEP]ing well.

I gather this show is supposed to be "funny." Right. Real [BLEEP]ing funny. I bet the [BLEEP]ing families of this "ridiculous" country's soldiers, alive and dead, think this is just hi-[BLEEP]ing-larious.

Listen, nobody laughs at jokes about Canadians harder than Canadians do. We Canucks know funny. This? This, FOX, is not [BLEEP]ing funny.