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Should locked my bedroom door and stayed UNDER the bed.
Yesterday I found out that some rather important paperwork got lost in the mail, and as a result the government is under the (mistaken) impression that I owe them four hundred dollars.
Today I totalled my mom's car.
I begin to suspect that the cabbage that savagely bit me on Tuesday was in fact cursed.
I am uncertain what the correct procedure is to reverse the bad luck brought on by a cursed cabbage. The only thing I can think of is that coleslaw should be involved. And perhaps holy water. But would the making of coleslaw frighten away bad-cabbage-luck, or merely further anger the ancient and terrible Elder Cabbage Gods?
For now, I think I shall go to bed with all the covers pulled over my head and whimper for a while.
Today I totalled my mom's car.
I begin to suspect that the cabbage that savagely bit me on Tuesday was in fact cursed.
I am uncertain what the correct procedure is to reverse the bad luck brought on by a cursed cabbage. The only thing I can think of is that coleslaw should be involved. And perhaps holy water. But would the making of coleslaw frighten away bad-cabbage-luck, or merely further anger the ancient and terrible Elder Cabbage Gods?
For now, I think I shall go to bed with all the covers pulled over my head and whimper for a while.